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THE THIEF IN THE NIGHT

The Intruder was able to "jimmy" a window open and climb into the big mansion a little after midnight. The alarms were off for some reason and he was in an enormous living room.

He eased across the room in his stocking feet and just about the time he was midway, he heard a little voice that said-"JESUS KNOW YOU'RE HERE".


One can just imagine the shock of it and the Thief nearly fainted. He turned on his pen-light and shown it down low as he looked around the very large room and he couldn't see anything.


He took three or four more very careful steps and durn if the voice didn't scare him again by saying--JESUS SEES YOU!


He froze and once again, shined his pen-light around and was surprised to see a bird stand in the corner on on it sat a parrot. The Thief asked--


WAS THAT YOU?

YES, ANSWERED the parrot.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, asked the Thief?

MOSES answered the Parrot.

WHO IN THE HELL WOULD NAME A DAMN PARROT MOSES, asked the Thief.

I GUESS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO 'D NAME A ROTWIELLER JESUS, answered the Parrot..


ELMO SHORT FEATHER


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